February 2008
26 posts
January 2008
34 posts
“Most of the things in life are simple and only the wise understand them”
– Paulo Coelho
“Google won’t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don’t find...”
– Chuck Norris - Google Search
Hawaii Moves To Ban Aspartame (NutraSweet/Equal,... →
Conspiracy theoryish? Maybe. But I don’t trust this stuff, and have been keeping it out of my diet too.
John Rambo's Solutions to 5 Everyday Office... →
Rambo Gets a Poor Performance Review Despite hard work on Rambo’s part, sales are down and the result is a poor performance review from his manager. The negativity triggers his memories of being a POW. Rambo’s snatches the review sheet out of his manager’s hands, shoves it onto an arrow, lights it, and fires it from the office, through the window, and into the boss’s new convertible. The car...
“That’s not our burden. That is our gift.”
– The coach from Friday Night Lights. Good advice from a random TV show.
WatchZ105: Saturday Night Live
Watch(via Street Fighter: The Later Years - Part 1 - CollegeHumor video)
Has E.T. Made A Call? - Weird →
The Best 19 Movies You Didn't See in 2007 →
As Chris said today, thank god for Netflix!
OMFG: Trump on firing someone else on yet another...
Trump: That was tough.
Ivanka: That was as tough as it gets...
Interview with Penn Jillette →
Matt: Ok, another question, more off topic: Is Teller jealous?
Penn: Is he jealous? Not really. I mean, he’s directing Macbeth right now, which he’s always wanted to do. He’s doing it at the Jersey Theater, and then in DC. He’s doing a supernatural, horror-film take on it, which he’s wanted to do since he was eleven. I’d love to be doing that, but I’m doing this instead. So he’s not jealous of this any more than I am of that. We all do our things and that’s that.
“I’m an L.A. 4, but a Skokie 8.”
– Diablo Cody - screenwriter who created Juno
An artists chronology - earliest drawings 'til now →
“By January (if all goes according to plan), a second X-Files movie will begin...”
– ‘The X-Files’ Are Coming Back, But They Never Left
It looks as though we finally might have a... →
Sandra Lerner - Founder of Cisco and later, Urban... →
I had no idea. That’s awesome.
“So Illinois is the undercat?”
– My wife on the University of Illinois’ chances in the 2008 Rose Bowl. We both got quite a good laugh on that goof.